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May 31, 2003

Cool and not cool.
Posted by Jess in Day to Day

Things that are cool:
1. The way anytime my neighbor refers to his wife, he always refers to her as “my supermodel wife Erin”.
2. The fact that Andrew Lloyd Webber’s “Starlight Express” is not only still alive, it’s actually coming to my state.
3. That about twenty feet from our property line lies a sixteenth-century Indian burial ground.
4. The fact that whenever Matt passes a kid playing a video arcade game anywhere, he sticks extra quarters on the console.
5. As it’s now summer, the fact that I can feel totally justified having a Klondike bar whenever I want.
6. As a Hitchiker’s Guide fanatic, my birthday, February 11, is the 42nd day of the year.
7. Ice cubes.

Things that are not cool:
1. The way it’s state law that cars have to stop for pedestrians at crosswalks, but there is no law that the state has to repaint those crosswalks every year.
2. Wasps.
3. Seeing a dog in a car on a really hot day.
4. The fact that when I sit on the deck, I’m so short that the top of the deck blocks my view of the road.
5. Those debit card-swipe diagrams. No matter which way you face the card, it’s always the wrong way. Now try being a leftie and looking at that diagram.
6. Trying to make mechanics believe my car is a three-year old lemon.
7. An oven at 200 degrees.

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Whats even more cool about Starlight is that its performed on roller skates - My partner thought I was telling fibs when I told her this a few moments ago ;-0

Posted by: Colin Williams at May 31, 2003 11:50 PM

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I know! People really don't believe you when you tell them!! Now, we all have the million dollar question: have they "converted" over to rollerblades?

:-)

Posted by: Jess at June 1, 2003 12:13 AM

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