December 29, 2006


It just wouldn't be Christmas without this ad...
Posted by Jess in Day to Day

I know it's late to post about this, but I just found it online.

In 1982, Folgers Coffee came out with a Christmas commercial to end all ads. You've seen it. Peter comes home from college armed with beautifully wrapped gifts. His little sister comes down the stairs, and tells Peter to wake everyone up. "I know just the thing", says Peter. The smell of fresh Folgers coffee wakes everyone up, and mom walks in and says "Peter!"

Yup, that's the one. My mother and I reminisce about this ad sometimes; not only for the sheer longevity, but more for the fact that neither of us can ever remember me coming home from college with anything more than a big pile of dirty laundry, let alone professionally wrapped gifts.

Well not only did we see this ad year after year, but apparently after a (brief) break, it's still being aired. Matt and I don't watch TV that much, so I never saw it, but apparently it came back in 2005 and they've aired it this year too.

For those like me that craved the chance to see it "just one more time", here it is.

peter.jpg

December 20, 2006


A very happy MINI Pimp
Posted by Jess in Mini Cooper S

I've had Eloise for a little over a year now. Since then, she's undergone some - changes.

In terms of suspension, she has lower/wider tires, and front/rear strut bars installed. She has brand new shocks and has Eibach 1" lowering springs for improved cornering.

For performance, she has a JCW short shifter, weighted shift knob, 15% reduction supercharger pulley, Ram air intake, one-balled muffler, and to bring it all together - a custom-mapped Unichip.

In terms of "bling", Eloise has gone through some plastic sugery herself. She has an all-new chrome interior/exterior, including alloy pedals and a chrome exterior grille.

Finally, in the functionality department, she has an RCA adapter wired through my car to the CD changer for my MP3 player. The last thing she is waiting for is a CB Radio to be installed in her glove compartment (our MINI rallies have gotten so large that a two-way radio won't cover the distance from start to finish, and now that I'm helping keep cars under control on the drives, I need to be in full communication with the other organizers!).

Some parts I've been able to put in myself, but most things I let my MINI mechanic (aka MINI Pimp) handle. In his words, "Try it yourself - if it gets ugly, stop!" These were very familiar words, in which I have spoken myself to other people about fixing and upgrading their computers.

That introduction was a long one, but necessary. Pete belongs to our MINI club, and is also our resident mechanic. We've had "tech days" in which we go to the shop where he works, and wash our cars, get parts installed, and enjoy the company.

Pete's wife is a member of Pixie Posse Racing, so we've even been fortunate to have a real "Pit crew" when we autocross.

The bottom line is that Pete gives up a lot of his time to help us all out, answer our questions, and install things for us. It was time to say a heartfelt thank you!

Some members of our club felt that our very own MINI Pimp should not be riding around in stock rims. We all chipped in, and got him something to make him very, very happy!

Here's Pete, aka MINI Pimp, finally riding in style the way he deserves!

If you are in the MA/Worcester area and need a good mechanic, take your car to DT Automotive (508-754-1400). Your car will receive top notch service, and you will receive top notch customer service. Matt and I live an hour away, yet it's still worth the drive up there for the quality.

Three cheers for Pete and DT Automotive! Gold stars all around. Enjoy the wheels, Pete, you deserve it!

December 11, 2006


Big news for the Stratton household!
Posted by Jess in Zoë

December 09, 2006


Pixie Posse Racing (photo-heavy, sorry)
Posted by Jess in Mini Cooper S

When I registered at the gate for my first autocross event last May, the lady behind the counter was helping me make sure I was in the right class. One question that came up was whether I wanted to be in Open, Novice, or Ladies class. I was a novice, but I'm also a lady, and didn't know which to pick.

The woman said that there was no other women registered that day - if I wanted a trophy, compete in ladies class. If I wanted to be competetive, enter Novice class. I ended up going as Novice (where's the fun in no competition?).

(Of course, now I have so many modifications to the car that I'm bumped to the highest mod class. More on that later!)

The lady behind the counter shook her head, and said that in the eleven years she's been working the gate, she had never seen a woman go there on their own accord - they always came and entered because their spouce or partner did.

I then got to tell her that I was here by myself - she almost fainted! It was a nice moment. :-)

As it turns out, I was a bit of a pioneer for my local MINI club. There was one other girl who had wanted to do it, but just wasn't sure where to go, how to get started, etc. She ended up coming with me on my next event.

Note the "MINI" logo on my helmet, that sticker was a gift. Love it!

After that, we got a third girl. As the tech inspector for the cars announced, when we drove up for the morning Tech Inspection, "They're multiplying!"

Three pixies! Audra, me, and Becca.

Finally, the fourth girl came in her new MINI and had a blast, unaware of the driving potential of her car.

The fourth pixie, Sheena!

We had a blast on our first season together, and Becca even made it into a racing magazine when they took her picture at the line. The real irony is that her son is a championship autocrosser in the midwest. :-)

The cars, in order: Becca's 'Bonnie Blue', Audra's 'The Pearl', Jess's 'Eloise', and Sheena's 'Pi Rho'.

We finally wrapped up the season with a detail-day party to wash the cars (read: get the cone marks off!) and I gave everyone a CD of all the fast songs I listened to on the long drive to get to autocross to get psyched up! I made it complete with CD cover booklet of all the girls and the cars.

Season 1 is over, with a few medals I brought home, and a whole slew of new friends. Who knows what next season will bring? I can say, it will be a long wait.

Here's some samples from the CD cover I made. The rest of the season's album is here.

Becca driving Bonnie Blue, SM class means 'Street Modified'

Sheena driving Pi Rho. She's running GS class, which is G Stock. This basically means that she's pretty much the only one in our MINI club that still has a stock MINI. She's only had her MINI a few months, so we'll see how long *that* lasts.


Me (Jess) driving my beloved Eloise. I made the mistake of spending a day driving around in someone else's MINI during an autocross event once. Eloise let me know what she thought of that by breaking down twenty feet into driving home from the event and needed to be towed. Matt was considering renaming her to the more appropriate "Christine".


Audra, driving The Pearl. Pearl has since got bring orange mirror caps, and her orange flame is on order. STX class means "Street Touring Extreme", which doesn't have quite as harsh scoring methodologies as Street Modified.

December 04, 2006


Eloise is ready for Christmas
Posted by Jess in Mini Cooper S

December 02, 2006


Solace December course catalog available!
Posted by Jess in Solace

This letter was sent to all my computer repair clients recently, along with a copy of my December course catalog (posted below).

I had to give up my computer repair business. Between that, my Solace office, and all the Lotus consulting, something had to give. I was so busy I didn't even have time to properly develop my training facility. Once I made the decision to let go of repair, everything has since fallen into place, and my stress level is back where it should be - enough to keep me motivated, but not enough that I'm throwing up my hands saying "I give up!"

I've gotten a slew of congratulatory emails and phone calls, but would I expect any less from my clients? I've always said how great they are. :-)

Sending a copy of my course catalog was the best thing I could have done, as many of my clients have subsequently signed up for courses. The two classes, "The Pictures Are On the Digital Camera - Now What?" and the "Do-It-Yourself PC Troubleshooting" are the two most popular, followed by "Managing Email Overload".

The schedule will be tweaked as I go monthly, but this was my first real foray into finding out which classes to repeat and which classes can be dropped entirely.



To all my clients,

Most of you should know by now that I have opened a computer training facility in downtown Westerly. It's been going great, and many of you have even dropped in to say hi.

However, as life goes on, I am faced with a pressing dilemma: I can either create a fantastic curriculum for my school to give everyone a chance to learn, or give everyone a three-week waiting list for computer repair –ugh! Sadly, something has to give.

As of December 1st, 2006, I will no longer be doing or taking appointments for computer repair. (Any open appointments past that date will be kept, of course, but no new appointments will be made.)

I must go where I am needed – computer education! The market is saturated now with onsite services available to repair a computer, you don’t need plain old me for that anymore. What people need now is, to quote Napoleon Dynamite – "Skills!" And do you know what? Aside from my new little school room in Westerly, there are very few places for people to learn how to use these expensive machines that run our lives now.

In order to help you transition to a new computer repair company, I've compiled a brief list of good choices that will come out and fix your computer:

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Please let me know if you have any questions or concerns at all. Also, let me know if there's anything in particular you'd like to learn how to do. The curriculum will be ready soon. Look for a flyer of class schedules in the Westerly Sun paper, as well as outside my door in Westerly. I am enclosing a list of classes I will be offering. Please let me know if I left something useful out!

Here’s my contact info. Please don’t hesitate to drop me a line:

MY CONTACT INFO AT SOLACE REMOVED, IT HAS NOT BEEN EDITED FOR SPAMMERS! VISIT WWW.SOLACELEARNING.COM FOR EMAIL/PHONE/ADDRESS.

Again, I thank you for allowing me to be your "computer girl" for all these great years. I thank you for all your referrals. I loved going onsite and hanging with you all. Please wish me luck in my new endeavor. Hopefully I will continue to see you all in my classes!

Sincerely,

Jessica A Stratton

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